Gertrude

Gertrude is the protagonist of the I Hate Fairyland series. She is a human girl from the Real World who was brought to Fairyland by Queen Cloudia at the age of six. Since then, she has quested alongside her guide, Larry, for the key in order to return to her home. However, she was wildly unsuccessful, taking almost 23 years to achieve her goal. In the meantime, her personality has shifted to become a sadistic, cruel and disheartened villain.

Personality
Gertrude is a crude, crass, and sadistic person, actively taking pleasure in violently punishing those who oppose, argue with or even slightly annoy her. She is quick to resort to violence in order to solve problems, a tactic which usually ends up causing more problems than it solves. She is also lonely and desperate to return to the Real World.

Her only friend is Larry, who she has slowly bonded with over the long course of her quest. Although most of their relationship revolves around banter and sarcasm, they are shown to have truly grown close over the years, despite Gertrude's rude treatment of him.

Physical Appearance
Due to the laws of Fairyland, Gertrude has not physically aged during her quest. Physically, she still appears six years old, although in personality she has the mind of a 29-year-old. She has bright green curly hair and wears a tattered pink dress with yellow ribbons. She also has pink and white striped stockings and black shoes. Her teeth are horrifically damaged and bent out of shape.